I love my dog more than I will love my children.
Prince: *just fought a dragon, climbed into the thorn covered castle and found sleeping beauty* So beautiful, *kisses her and wakes her up*
Sleeping beauty: WTF I WAS HAVING THE BEST DREAM YOU DICK FML
drag queens are so baddass jfc
Drag queens ftw
Wow… Just, wow…
Beautiful photos <3 ischia Italy
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes"